jaysaint Getting it all down on paper…

I get a lot of press releases.

This is the best one of the morning:

Bill Hider, VP of Marketing
Tel: xxxxxxxxxxx
Bill@xxxxxxxxxxx
http://www.LiveInHappyHomes.com
April 24, 2008

PARENTS REPORT: The Location Of Your Child’s Bed May Affect Their Development

This PARENTS REPORT is a Must Read for ALL Parents in the USA.

Download PARENTS REPORT: http://www.LiveInHappyHomes.com

Or reply to this e-mail and we’ll email the PARENTS REPORT to you (39KB)

Dear Jillian,

A CHILD’S BED, positioned over a disturbed area where dangerous and harmful energy is coming out of the earth, straight up to their bedroom, may affect children while they are sleeping.

No, not Radon and we’re not suggesting parents move or change their child’s bed, either.

Significantly, the PARENTS REPORT, details 8 case studies, summarizes another 49, and all but one case involves children exposed to a “disturbed area” either at home or at school.

Ms. Kathe Bachler, famous Austrian researcher and author of “Earth Radiation”, studied approximately 1,500 infants and toddlers as well as 3,000 school-aged children and teenagers. Ms. Bachler identified strong correlations between sleeping over disturbed areas and learning difficulties and illnesses.

Live In Happy Homes, Inc. is continuing Ms. Bachler’s efforts by teaching patients and practitioners in the United States about the effects of and providing solutions to negative energies that cause disturbed areas.

For example:

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Case #4014b, 6-Month-Old, Baby Girl, Austin:

From the day she was born, Austin would cry in her crib through the night. In addition, Austin was having acid reflux stomach problems.

When we evaluated Austin’s house on January 30, 2008, we found 24 negative energy sources entering her house, two of which encompassed Austin’s crib, leaving no place for the infant to avoid this disturbed area while she slept.

Three weeks after we eliminated the disturbed area within Austin’s crib, she was sleeping through the night and her stomach problems stopped.

What this means… Austin’s parents were not aware of any “problems” in their house. They had lived there only six months, a rather small percentage of their life. Austin, on the other hand, had spent her entire life in this house, sleeping in a disturbed area. Within 3 weeks after the negative energy was eliminated from Austin’s crib, Austin’s symptoms stopped.

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Ms. Bachler reports that seven important results are obtained when the disturbed area is eliminated from the child’s environment:

Sleep habits improved at once in almost all the children’s cases.
Appetite improved, especially for breakfast.
Better general health and well-being.
Attention span and interest in learning improved at once, especially in those subjects where the pupil was not too far behind.
Improved capacity for thinking and remembering.
In cases where the damage from zones of disturbance had lasted for only a short time, like a few months or one year at the most, the students’ performance in school improved immediately.
Gradually improved performance in almost all the other areas of study also.
Live In happy Homes, Inc., uses modern methods of detecting and eliminating disturbed areas from our children’s environments. The problem is, most parents are not aware of the issues or the solutions.

CONTACT: Bill@xxxxxxxx
Tel: xxxxxxxx

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Live In Happy Homes, Inc. is a privately held corporation in Baltimore, Maryland.
Live In happy Homes, Inc. owns the rights to the English translation of “Earth Radiation”.
Copyright © 2008 Live In happy Homes, Inc.

It’s my last week at Hearst. I made a point of transitioning my work as quickly as I could so that I would still be around to clarify and answer questions. And I did it so well that… I’m kind of bored. I made a list of things to accomplish this week and most of them are already done. Hence you see this rare workday posting from me.

I haven’t cleaned out my office significantly yet because that will prove to me that I’m leaving. Which makes a little hitch come up in my chest. I’m terribly excited to make this move. But the trees in Central Park (of which I have a fabulous view) have exploded into green and I haven’t spent enough time yet gazing out over them. I keep reminding myself that I will be even happier gazing at my son playing in his own backyard. But that backyard is theoretical to me, while my office and the park are real. I’m relying on logic to power me through.

As I type this I can see a naked guy in the condos across from my office. How can I give this up?

Well, I can. Because if we move to Tennessee we can afford a cleaning lady. And I will love her even more than I love random naked men, and that is a lot.

I think this is sweet.

I need something to keep my hands occupied at all times. If I’m talking to you on the phone I can guarantee I’m folding laundry or browsing photos on my computer. If I’m watching TV I’m also answering emails or flipping through a magazine.

I just found something even better: Free Rice. I’ve made it to level 47 so far.

Alden is good natured. I don’t know where he falls on a list of baby personalities worldwide, but I’m confident his placement is somewhere on the “thank your lucky stars” line. He can be found crabbing at some point during any given day, but he doesn’t really commit. We checked in with his pediatrician because we’ve still only seen two tears roll down his cheek. In his entire life. And once was when he hit his head.

He’s an only child, which means it’s easy for us to give him lots of attention. If we ever get another I’m sure I’ll be singing a different song. I have such sympathy for babies, though. All my life words have been my only weapon and my best and most reliable tool. Being unable to speak must be like a never-ending, no-cheating game of charades. Even with the best partner, the one who almost always gets it, that has to be colossally frustrating. Add to that the fact that babies can’t get their own meals or walk out of the room when they’ve had enough and it’s a miracle we get as many gummy smiles as we do.

As I think I’ve said here before, Alden sleeps with us. He used to sleep in a co-sleeper but as he got bigger he migrated into the bed. Now when I scoot more than a few inches away from him he’s developed his own sign language response. First he extends his arms in the classic zombie position. If he can’t reach me with his fingertips he extends his legs perpendicular to his body as well and then lazily waves all four limbs while making little sighs and moans. He never opens his eyes. He doesn’t cry. But he’ll keep that up until I gather him back in against me. He is my anemone and I am his clown fish. The second his belly makes contact with my body he goes entirely limp and is out for the rest of the night.

I know, this is the second swoony “omg-my-kid-is-soooooo-cute” post. I think maybe I’m supposed to apologize for that. But, you know, I’ll probably do it again soon and to any requests for moderation I say: