So, definitely not implantation bleeding.
But I’m not down. Because now I am armed with information about my wandering uterus, and I will just have to tell my husband that his presence is required nigh-on nightly if that’s what it takes. I feel he will rally to the cause. My doctor gave us three months and we’re going to make the most of them.
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Posted by travellight on March 30, 2006 at 2:23 am
No good ever comes of a wandering uterus. They’re always getting in trouble. It’s like an egg-sucking dog. You’re going to have to keep it on a shorter leash.
Posted by travellight on March 30, 2006 at 2:23 am
No good ever comes of a wandering uterus. They’re always getting in trouble. It’s like an egg-sucking dog. You’re going to have to keep it on a shorter leash.
Posted by jaysaint on March 31, 2006 at 2:55 am
I’ve given my uterus a firm talking to and I believe we have an understanding about my expectations now.
Posted by travellight on March 31, 2006 at 3:02 am
I should hope. I can’t believe you’ve been letting it out on its own to start with. Was it at least wearing an ID bracelet?
Posted by jaysaint on March 31, 2006 at 3:15 am
Considering that I always thought it was where it was supposed to be, I can only shudder to think of what it’s been up to, where and with whom.
Posted by travellight on March 31, 2006 at 3:18 am
With any luck, it’s the studious, quiet type and has just been hanging out at Borders reading magazines and drinking depth charge espressos.
Posted by electricrocket on March 30, 2006 at 3:04 am
My doctor gave us three months…
Or else what? Beatings?
That sounds so ominous.
Posted by electricrocket on March 30, 2006 at 3:04 am
My doctor gave us three months…
Or else what? Beatings?
That sounds so ominous.
Posted by travellight on March 30, 2006 at 3:41 am
No, she’s going to yell at them. You get back in there and try again!
Posted by jaysaint on March 31, 2006 at 2:56 am
I’m afraid to even ask.
Posted by travellight on March 30, 2006 at 3:41 am
No, she’s going to yell at them. You get back in there and try again!
Posted by jaysaint on March 31, 2006 at 2:55 am
I’ve given my uterus a firm talking to and I believe we have an understanding about my expectations now.
Posted by jaysaint on March 31, 2006 at 2:56 am
I’m afraid to even ask.
Posted by travellight on March 31, 2006 at 3:02 am
I should hope. I can’t believe you’ve been letting it out on its own to start with. Was it at least wearing an ID bracelet?
Posted by jaysaint on March 31, 2006 at 3:15 am
Considering that I always thought it was where it was supposed to be, I can only shudder to think of what it’s been up to, where and with whom.
Posted by travellight on March 31, 2006 at 3:18 am
With any luck, it’s the studious, quiet type and has just been hanging out at Borders reading magazines and drinking depth charge espressos.