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I would like everyone who told me there was no good future in a journalism major to know that I am about to leave my office. Just as soon as I get my new bottle of Absolut and a collection of sex toys happily situated in my briefcase.

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24 responses to this post.

  1. I’m happy you’re prospering in journalism, but I’m afraid I don’t get what the Absolut and sex toys have to do with it.

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  2. I’m happy you’re prospering in journalism, but I’m afraid I don’t get what the Absolut and sex toys have to do with it.

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    • The Absolut I found on the giveaway table. That’s where editors put swag they get that they don’t want. I’m sure that came from either the food editor or the home editor. The sex paraphanalia is for a web feature I’m working on. So what they have to do with it is that my journalism degree qualified me for this nutty job. Which has actually been terribly stressful lately, so I extra deserve the goodies.

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    • The Absolut I found on the giveaway table. That’s where editors put swag they get that they don’t want. I’m sure that came from either the food editor or the home editor. The sex paraphanalia is for a web feature I’m working on. So what they have to do with it is that my journalism degree qualified me for this nutty job. Which has actually been terribly stressful lately, so I extra deserve the goodies.

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    • The Absolut I found on the giveaway table. That’s where editors put swag they get that they don’t want. I’m sure that came from either the food editor or the home editor. The sex paraphanalia is for a web feature I’m working on. So what they have to do with it is that my journalism degree qualified me for this nutty job. Which has actually been terribly stressful lately, so I extra deserve the goodies.

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  3. I’m happy you’re prospering in journalism, but I’m afraid I don’t get what the Absolut and sex toys have to do with it.

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  4. I’m happy you’re prospering in journalism, but I’m afraid I don’t get what the Absolut and sex toys have to do with it.

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  5. The Absolut I found on the giveaway table. That’s where editors put swag they get that they don’t want. I’m sure that came from either the food editor or the home editor. The sex paraphanalia is for a web feature I’m working on. So what they have to do with it is that my journalism degree qualified me for this nutty job. Which has actually been terribly stressful lately, so I extra deserve the goodies.

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  6. I must have gotten my journalism degree at the wrong school….

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  7. I must have gotten my journalism degree at the wrong school….

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  8. I must have gotten my journalism degree at the wrong school….

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  9. I must have gotten my journalism degree at the wrong school….

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  10. The closest to Absolut I’ve ever gotten on our giveaway table at the Capitol was a bottle of ey makeup remover.

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  11. Eye makeup remover is a good find.

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  12. With the right mixer.

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