I may have mentioned that I like to pick up pop culture trends at least a good five years late. I like for the ways I waste my leisure time to be carefully vetted. This is how I come to find myself watching American Idol for the first time.
A few things are disturbing me:
— That I’d like to have sex with two of those guys. a) I think all these people are just north of fetus age. b) It’s American Idol! I’m not telling you who, but if you watch I’ll bet you can guess.
— That the group sing numbers seem choreographed with the intention of humiliating the contestants.
Other disturbing developments: I was told yesterday (in an affection way, if you can believe it) that I have college-girl hair. I can’t help it! It grows so freaking fast! I don’t know what to do.
Watch this space for an exciting announcement in the near future.
jaysaint 
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by froofie on April 3, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Well, if you read my LJ, you will know that Michael John’s performance of the Dolly Parton song this week gave me lady wood.
And I agree about the choreography…plus I don’t think the singers are good dancers. I wouldn’t expect them to be. It’s a more mature group this year. Not so teeny-boppery, if I may create a word.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by travellight on April 3, 2008 at 11:34 pm
That’s okay. I only laugh at the f’drizzle joke because I know it’s funny, not because I actually get it. I’m hopelessly square and I do okay, sort of.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by pipistrella on April 4, 2008 at 1:03 am
I hear you. I only picked up on American Idol last year, just in time for Sanjaya.
There is no need to be disturbed, because actually it’s one of the least tacky reality shows out there – just a talent show, really. For real trash you have to watch Rock of Love.
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by lemon_says on April 4, 2008 at 1:23 am
Which two?
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Geez, if this is the geezer year I can’t imagine years past.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
You’re one up on me, I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m terrified of that show. But my friend Lesley is fan enough for the both of us.
Posted by jaysaint on April 5, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Oh man. I told myself I’d admit it if anyone asked outright.
Michael Johns, which I think is obvious. And Jason Castro, which is totally humiliating for at least two reasons. Those being a) he is 10 and b) DREADLOCKS.
Posted by travellight on April 5, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Well, it’s definitely not as funny as my Morris Day impersonation. Or my Eva Gabor one, for that matter.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jason Castro has eerily pretty skin.
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
And twinkly eyes.
And dreadlocks. GROSS!
He really just won me over with “What a Day for a Daydream.”
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
He’s kind of goofily endearing, like very David Cassidy or something.
Posted by lemon_says on April 6, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo’drizzle.
Posted by jaysaint on April 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Thank you!