The Rules

Things that Alden is allowed to do while he is sick:
— Eat a bowl of oatmeal with his hands
— Watch Blue’s Clues and Dancing With the Stars to his heart’s content
— Rub his snotty nose on my shirt

Things that Alden is not allowed to do, even when he is sick:
— Decline a diaper change
— Smack the cat in the face
— Dunk his hands in my drink

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6 responses to this post.

  1. Dunk his hands in my drink
    Uh, that might be my fault.

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  2. Dunk his hands in my drink
    Uh, that might be my fault.

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  3. A ha!
    Well, you have to take the hand dunking with the ding dinging, I reckon.

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  4. Very sensible rules.

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  5. Very sensible rules.

    Reply

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