2 Reasons Why I Am a Jerk

1. If I see you at a buffet-style restaurant and you are making an enormous mountain of the most expensive food they have on offer, I will judge you.
2. If I see that Damon has Tivo’d something obnoxious I will delete it if I think I can get away with it.

24 responses to this post.

  1. Unknown's avatar

    I’m a jerk because I’m judging the woman who posted in one of the comms to ask about “poddy training.”

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    I’m a jerk because I’m judging the woman who posted in one of the comms to ask about “poddy training.”

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    Amateurs, both of ya.

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    I’m still laughing about number 3. πŸ™‚

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  5. Unknown's avatar

    I’m still laughing about number 3. πŸ™‚

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  6. Unknown's avatar

    Sometimes you have to embrace your inner jerk.
    Otherwise, it will get restless and start beating up your inner child.

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  7. Unknown's avatar

    Sometimes you have to embrace your inner jerk.
    Otherwise, it will get restless and start beating up your inner child.

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  8. jaysaint's avatar

    Laughing because you do the same thing? Right? Right?

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  9. jaysaint's avatar

    I’m thinking of giving my inner jerk one day a week in the pilot’s seat.

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  10. jaysaint's avatar

    What have you got to offer?

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  11. jaysaint's avatar

    I hope you composed an answer to the tune of “La Di Da Di.”

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  12. Unknown's avatar

    Maaaaaybe. πŸ™‚

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  13. jaysaint's avatar

    I’m taking that as iron-clad confirmation.

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  14. Unknown's avatar

    On that particular evening, I was thinking about a former friend who I believe to be a big Fakey McFakerpants and hoping she would be revealed and publicly humiliated. Also doubting her story about having been sexually assaulted, just because she’s said so many other things that don’t add up. Very uncharitable night for me.

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  15. jaysaint's avatar

    Ah. Been there. Sure I will be there again.

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