I’ve grabbed a few precious moments of me time. Dreadful cliche aside, I’m wallowing in my alone-ness, hiding in our bedroom. Damon is in the living room with Alden, no doubt watching something objectionable on TV. Mom and Jerry are at the Dolly Parton Dixie Stampede. Not kidding. I actually had a little snit that we didn’t have tickets to go too, until I established that Dolly won’t actually be there. It’s apparently like the Mideaval Times restaurants, but with cowboys.
Being down south has reminded me that some people live in homes that feature more square footage than your average cell in solitary. Many of them even come with grass. You own. It’s your grass. Amazing. The never-ending repairs (Don’t ask me about them unless you want to watch my face melt.) and the additional 12 pounds of human have made our apartment seem unbearable. Does anyone have a super-cool job in Atlanta that I can have? Oh, and I need it to pay me lots of money. Not too likely, I think. I’ve built myself into a career tailored mostly for New York or LA. I wasn’t fully considering my grass ownership potential.
Things are going reasonably well on the parental front. This is a three-week visit and that is a lot of togetherness. Mom has actually knocked me out of the way a few times in her eagerness to get at Alden. Which is fine, really. I’ve had very few twinges of possessive distress considering the energy she’s sending in our direction. My attachment to Alden makes me sympathetic to hers.
Seriously, I think this half hour is the first time I’ve been alone in a room for longer than I can hold my breath. I wonder if I can get Damon to slide a pizza under the door and walk away.

