This morning before work I looked down at my son. He was in my lap doing one of his super-luxury-post-nursing stretches. He was fast on his way back to sleep, with his little froggy legs and limp, dangly arms. He looked so, so precious. Seeing him like that I thought, “I’ll bet this is a lot like having a monkey.”

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    *snort*
    Awwww!
    *snort*
    Awwww!

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    *snort*
    Awwww!
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    Awwww!

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    *snort*
    Awwww!
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    Awwww!

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    *snort*
    Awwww!
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    Awwww!

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  5. Unknown's avatar

    *snort*
    Awwww!
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    Awwww!

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    *snort*
    Awwww!
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    Awwww!

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    *snort*
    Awwww!
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  8. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  9. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  10. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  11. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  12. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  13. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  14. Unknown's avatar

    Yeah, it is — but at least they don’t figure out how to climb curtains until they’re a bit older.

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  15. jaysaint's avatar

    You have just summed up my entire experience of motherhood up to this point.

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  16. jaysaint's avatar

    It’s true! I am grateful for all the ways in which my son is at a developmental disadvantage to a simian of any sort.

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  17. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  18. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  19. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  20. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  21. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  22. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  23. Unknown's avatar

    You have got to put him in a fez, vest, and short pants and give him some cymbals to clang!

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  24. jaysaint's avatar

    That’s just another Saturday at our house, my friend.

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  25. Unknown's avatar

    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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  26. Unknown's avatar

    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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  27. Unknown's avatar

    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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  28. Unknown's avatar

    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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  29. Unknown's avatar

    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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  30. Unknown's avatar

    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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    I think monkeys are less likely to fling poo at you.

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