Left to fend for myself for dinner, with no groceries in the house, I did what I often do. I ordered delivery. We’ve got menus for every which way of the food spectrum, but most of the time I fall back on Chinese.
Tonight I answered the door wearing a magenta pajama top decorated with Russian dolls and bright teal pajama bottoms decorated with horses and cowboys. I have no earthly idea what my hair was doing. It occurs to me that I wouldn’t answer the door for my best friend dressed like that. I would at least run my fingers through my hair. No one ever sees me like the Chinese delivery guy does. Even Damon. At least I have the tiniest amount of dignity, and it will enter my mind to wonder if I look weird when he walks in. But the Chinese delivery guy? No worries! With the exception of making sure that I’m not showing any girl bits, I don’t give it even a first thought. Give me another year and that may fade out too. I do tip well. I hope that makes a difference to him.